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Still more functional than the Kardashians. 

starring Ser Mörktrick Stewart

Instructions unclear, I pissed on my GM and am no longer invited to play.

If I was going to be trapped in a prison where all the food was served on a single descending platform, I would bring this with me.

This might be for the wrong jam but I think that makes it better

Haha, I like this one, I’m sure it will be funny and lighthearted and DEAR SWEET JESUS GET THE NAPALM

I hear this is in right now.

This is an elegant shitpost, from a more civilized age.

Rated M for mmmmmmmm

d2 + d2 = d5

Simple and effective, much like Jake Gyllenhaal.

I REBUKE THEE, DAMNED KEVIN!

Creepy AND crawly! I love it.

This WILL be the premise of my next campaign - find all the sauces before the end of the world.

Finally, the escapism we’ve been waiting for!

if you stare too close to the screen, you find the true dingus: it was you all along

Broke: Infinity Stones

Woke: Kidney Stones

Next year’s voting criteria: best use of 67.

Going to run this and tell my friends it’s Humblewood.

There’s a mörkness at the heart of my borg… that runs cold… runs deep (😏)

Fun for the whole family (of hostages in my basement)

MÖRKALICIOUS, definition: make the borgs go loco.

Slay, queens!

Mommy is so proud of you for making this.

Along the way, you find the stone carvings of four heads. Upon closer inspection, you see that they are all John Mörkovich.

2scary5me

Now, we say “in MÖRK BORG” instead of “in Minecraft” when committing crimes I mean having fun with friends.

Perfect for the DM who won’t shut up about how amazing the new D&D books are!

I was expecting a play on ‘misanthrope’ and truly I should know better by now.

Forget MÖRK POKER, this is what real gambling looks like!

My chain-smoking uncle has prepared me well for this most dangerous game.

first impression of you btw

I got out of breath just reading this!

I am Spike Jonze-ing to play this at my next game.

Utterly incomprehensible, 10/10.

I wasn’t going to eat it, I just wanted to tear bits and pieces off of it and see how far I could throw ‘em.

I'm using this as a basis for my MÖRK BORG module! It's an old manor that mostly burned to the ground, but the crazy family refuses to leave. They've lived in that house for three generations, for crying out loud!

Anyway, the final product will be manually drawn, but I will still be crediting you in the book. Thank you for the inspiration!