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I want to preface this by saying that I do not intend to criticize Starby's Speed Maze©™® in any sort of way. I am quite a big fan of this game, and I believe its difficulty is its biggest strength, however it is quite difficult. Lately I have been trying to beat all of the C-Sides in Celeste the 2018 video game, and it has been quite the challenge, as I'm really bad, and don't even know how I beat any of the B-Sides. Now, after playing about 2 and a half minutes of Starby's Speed Maze©™®, I can declare it harder than Celeste, and even declare it as the hardest game of all time. I dare say that it is harder than Elden Ring. Now, Starby's Speed Maze©™® may not have features such as "player versus player combat," or "hidden dungeons, catacombs, tunnels, and caves where players can fight bosses and gather helpful items," however it still manages to surpass Elden Ring in terms of difficulty. Starby's Speed Maze©™® really makes you feel like either 20 year old or 12 year old that cheated in a Minecraft speedrun with its brutally hard difficulty. Some, also known as the strawman I made up for this, may say it requires memorization, however I've only done 2 runs so far, so I can't really commentate on that. Anyways, I don't really know how to end this post, i spent far too long (one (1) hour) on writing this, Tachyon is the best uma, good afternoon good evening and good night nerds.