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This is just cool man this is the best game I've played today by far, you've made an interesting story and if you put more time into a game to making a longer script I think you could make a really good game, a new genre defining one maybe, I'd definitely recommend keep going.

make the hitboxes more accurate is all i ask other than that its lovely, also i hold the world record at but the fish cant touch the sides so you should fix that

play me for a fool and you shall regret it

if you ever think of making a game this easy again you will be dealt with, mark my words arregato 

this game is pure rng which is aggravating i will fuck you like a pig if you do something like this again

just fuck you man this games like

despite the usual trash i play i can see this is amazing, this is the start of amazing potential keep going and you will succeed the best game ever made

this game is an industry plant, the israeli government cannot protect you

im too retarded

fuck you

nights too long ngl

you js go down you dont even have to do the objectives

i dont know if text on a turquoise background constitutes a game man

upload the game you bastard

i touched a balloon and was eviscerated game doesnt end and i dont think there are any wacky items

the bosses are very easy to cheese, first one you can js stand in one spot the 2nd you js jump and the third you js stand on the right but other than that its cool

well made but im dog shit at solitaire so im js mad

ur game broken bro

good work

please make the text faster or skippable

best game ive ever played, side note please make him pregnant

i dont think it works as its supposed to

couldnt figure out how to start it man