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There should be a way to emulate windows programs on another OS

Sounds cool! You definitely have the potential to do that!

I got the majority of the endings. Here are some I remembered, but there were definitely more

Humble

Hero

Dream

Communist Uprising

Well Hell

Aggretsuko (likely spelled that wrong) Season 3

Middle Class

Marriage Counselor

Literally Death

Crime Solver

Start Over Dummy (sandwich)

Wasted Life

The Really Funny Ending Where You Admire The Lake But I Don't Remember The Actual Name

and finally...

Double Click To Edit This Passage (cave entrance)

I very much appreciated the Undo/Redo Buttons, they made it much easier to achieve all of these endings. The main issue is the constant spelling errors, but they also compliment the game's random humor. 

6.5/10, not great, but not bad either.

Thanks! I noticed after I beat the game. I told some friends about the game and I’ll let them know if they decide to play it. :)

I haven’t played Pokémon, but what it reminded me of was Link’ Awakening, most specifically “Wow, this looks really heavy, you won’t be able to move it with your bare hands!”

I really liked this game. The style is a lot like that of the GameBoy, and the text box scrolling makes this more apparent.  This is also the first game on the site that I've ever played.