Good News: I made a new friend!

Bad News: I hear him weeping.

Being easily distracted has it's benefits! ;{D

I daresay. These Suits have gone ever so slightly perturbed. Enraptured with consuming their upsetti-spaghetti. If these Suits were campers, let us say, they would be of the unhappiest variety.

NEVER pass up free protein.

She Mort my Tui 'til I Outbreak my Secrets.

What's a little undercooked meat among friends?

Never trust a broad...thought I don't trust the neighbor either...and my partner's a little shady...you no what? Nobody gets trusted.

I chitted. I chatted. What more is there to say?

ALL THEY WANTED WAS A DANGED AUTOGRAPH!!!

If Potrick Snap keeps lookin' thicc like that, I might have to Potrick CLAP.

There are some things in life to make a man question his sexuality, and some to confirm it.  This confirms it. Hard.

Upon further investigation, I believe my game didn't actually download properly. At the same time though, I think it really helped me get into the mindset of Ned and really engage with the narrative on a more intimate level. Well done. 

I jitsu'd! Ten times in fact!

Way to go Wendigo!

"Do you have a minute to spare?"

"No, actually, I really don't."

Hey gang! Here's a quick guide on how to deter those pesky Jehovah's witnesses!

For I called into the abyss, and I asked it its name, and the abyss answered..."Dave..." 

Finally, a game showing the dangers of excessive Twitter and TikTok use. Thank you for broadcasting this.

ME ASK ME SUMTHIN'!

BROTHER! O BROTHER! WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME!?

The sun sets...man rises...

Okay, guys big news...I think I fell in love. I think I found the one. She might need some braces, but I think I found my life-long smooch partner.

The original vlogger. Gotta respect my elders.

oops...I fathomed...

Babe, wait, I can fix him.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...

Well, it's not much, but at least there's a roof over my head, and a monster under my bed. What more do you need in a home?

They call me the trash man. I get in the game and I start picking up trash all over the place!

I YEARN FOR BUT A DROP OF THE FERMENTED WHEAT!!!

THWACK!

I did my best to hel, though I fear I may have cause more harm than good...I'm not that great at taxes either...

THWACK!

Triple A games? Nah...Triple D games. B{D

MY PROWESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS! HELL HATH NO ENGINEERS LIKE ME!

A return to the golden standar--AUHHNECROMOPHARGE

Why y'all so salty? I do believe Hot Tamale is on.

SMITING FOES AND RIBBITING HOES!

So it's basically like jabbing the world with a bingo dobber. I get you.

MEDIEVAL HISTORY ENTHUSIAST APPROVED!!!

I've done it, boys. I've solved overpopulation.