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kieran_schwartz

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You know, I think I just became a cat person. *definitely NOT being held at claw-point by a big orange cat right now*

*When the BBQ doesn't feature non-alcoholic alternatives*

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I think I really captured the heart of what you were going for here. ;{)

Love the game! You're welcome!

I did it wrong, but it felt quite right.

Internet pron is a dangerous thing. Not even once, kids.

Oh to see the world through someone else's eyes...I did it once but they wanted them back.

*chimp* *chomp* *chimp* *chomp*

Thast balloon's gonna didle me I just know it.

Lord willing.

Oh to be an elderly man soaking in jam...oh to live the dream...

God done went and got us all. And we ain't even notice...

Them feets were made for steppin. (And that's just what they'll do)

It's not me, it's you.

BOBBITY BOOPY? BIPPITY BEPPITY BOPPETY BOOPY!

SLAVA UKRAINI!!!

I think that young man at the end there is gonna carry my off to somewhere nice! Maybe Pennsylvania...or Detroit.

I souled my soul UWU!

THWACKIN AND CLACKIN BABY YEAH!!!

Everything bagel...

You know what? I'm down bad enough. I'll take it.

I hath done what great Sisyphus could not: TYPE.IN THE 21ST CENTURY! BECAUSE HE'S DEAD! 

I WON!

Greater game! Thanks for making! ;{D

I have found it. My home.

Is, perchance, my wife's name, perhaps, Chrissy? Must I wake Chrissy up? If so, I am not entirely fond of the proposition...awaken, Christina, lo, awaken.

Definitely not playing while typing this. That would be crazy. There's no way I would be SUCH OF A--nevermind that anyway swell game fellas.

CAN A MAN NOT JUST WATCH BINGO IN PEACE!?!?!? JUSTICE FOR GARY! FREE MY HOMIE!!!

hehe...goodboy gets goodboy pets...I have no more hands...

TURNS OUT I REALLY AM AN ALPHA-OMEGA GIGA CHAD SIGMA MALE! TAKE THAT DAD!!! I'M SLINGIN" IT HARDER TAHN YOU EVER COULD!!!

Anyway, do you wanna watch some fireworks?

MY GRIP STRENGTH HAS REACHED INCOMPERABLE PRESSURE! I TOOK A LADY'S HAND AND CRUSHED IT IN MY OWN! I HAVE BECOME DEATH! GRIPPER OF WORLDS! HAIL! HAIL!

My tongue too white for this business.

Whew! Just made it!

THAN YOU FOR THIS JOB COMRADE! I HOPE I CAN BRING GLORY TO YUGOLSAVASSIKRANIA!

I am a glutton.

The G.O.A.T of T.H.R.O.A.T.S.

Yet another impeccable installment, brother.

I wrote a song at the end to commemorate the good boy. It is as concise as it is heartfelt. Please enjoy. <3

Never trust a fart.

Oops, I got a game error. I...fell in love...

Oh I'm finnabinna CHECK THEM BOYS!!!