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Retribution, sweet and sickly, shall served be mine! A thief of little wit trapes these halls in search of a victim but instead has found an adversary of a formidable kind. Let close his lungs and my mouth open and enjoy what delight hath been awarded to me.

Twice the man I'll ever be...

hehe, clown go *HONK HONK*

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Pourquoi sommes-nous encore là ? Juste pour souffrir ? Chaque nuit, je peux sentir ma jambe... Et mon bras... même mes doigts... Le corps que j'ai perdu... les camarades que j'ai perdus... n'arrêteront pas de me faire mal... C'est comme s'ils étaient tous encore là. Vous le sentez aussi, n'est-ce pas ?
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She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to Mass
And whistles on the stair
And underneath her wimple
She has curlers in her hair
I even heard her singing in the abbey

She's always late for chapel
But her penitence is real
She's always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey

I'd like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

When I'm with her I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
She's as flighty as a feather
She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!

She'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's an angel!
She's a girl!

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?


Whew, thank goodness there's no snakes here! I'm terribly frightened of them and my doctors says one more big fright could put me in the ground! Goo to know I'm safe here. ;{)

I'm glad that my first spiritual/sexual awakening could be had to this game. It's truly a transcendent experience that I shall relate unto my grand children one day. We finna turn up to this awesome sauce one day. B[)

Ahhh, the joys of fatherhood. ;{)

Thank you! I take pride in my thumbnails. ;{)

I'm glad for your game! ;{D

In my fee-fees.

I HATH RAINED DOWN A JUSTICE SO SWITH AND MIGHTY AS THE LORD HIMSELF!!! CONDEMN HIM! CONDEMN HIM TO DEATH!!!

I weked.

Heh...looks like my ex wife!

*que incalculable decibels of laughter *

The duality of man is a matter of perspective.

The horse girl's don't stand a chance.

Meh, I'd stil hit it.

If you're just gonna stand in the doorway and watch, you might as well just come in. ;{)

Is it hot in here or is it just me. ;{) 

*collapses from heat exhaustion*

Can you smell it in the air? Justice has been served.

Awe thank you so much! I really appreciate that! ;{D 

The case cracked me.

DOOKIE IN THE COMMENTS

hehe...red boi have seizures.

'TWERE JUST A MORSEL!!!

Thank you for making it!

Unto my good slumber I lay myself and quoth the learnings of my days. Soon the great master sleep will come upon me and lay me into his voided soul. Awake, O'sleeper, O' sleeper, awake.

His smile brings me joy! But the slapping brings me arousal. I'm learning so much about myself...

FINALLY! A game where I can punt babies with impunity!

Show me.

Thank YOU! ;{D

I FOUND LOVE IN A WHOLEFOODS AISLE!!!

You know, I'm gonna say it, I don't think they do know me...

Ah shoodie dah doodie

GET RICH QUICK WITH THIS SIMPLE TRICK (COPS HATE IT)

I feel as though I am not the hero I was meant to be, though perhaps I am simply the man I needed to be.

When I grow up, I wanna be a farmer, JUST like Uncle Ollie!

He hath made his choice, so feeble and frail, so comes the time where we too, in our own pools of forethought, must make ourselves the inclined decision.

So be it.

 

Now my special little boy will be warm in the winter. ;{)

hehe...fishie go blub blub...