dear Helixable:

that feature hasn't been implemented yet but we hear your feedback and promise that we are working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible.

as you know games are an ongoing process these days and ask for your patience during this period of our open beta development cycle. we can assure you that openable parachutes are high on our priority list; and will be available soon as one of many possible rewards for participation in our fun focused micro-transaction based loot box system.

thanks again for your continued patience, admiration and support.  we love JOSEPH QUESTED'S BATTLE ROYALE just as much as you do!

go get 'em tiger,

- the team at JOSEPH QUESTED'S BATTLE ROYALE.

dear V_Gamer:

that feature hasn't been implemented yet but we hear your feedback and promise that we are working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible.

as you know games are an ongoing process these days and ask for your patience during this period of our open beta development cycle.
we can assure you that openable parachutes are high on our priority list; and will be available soon as one of many possible rewards for participation in our fun focused micro-transaction based loot box system.

thanks again for your continued patience, admiration and support. 
we love JOSEPH QUESTED'S BATTLE ROYALE just as much as you do!

go get 'em tiger,

- the team at JOSEPH QUESTED'S BATTLE ROYALE.

dear KingMoon,

you must have accidentally posted this comment on the wrong webpage! 
don't sweat it though; happens to the best of us.

thanks for your support, 
keep on chasing that finger lickin' dinner!

- the team at JOSEPH QUESTED'S BATTLE ROYALE.

https://josephquested.itch.io/...

BALL BUSTER is a fast paced arcade game that is way more fun and interesting than that trademarked arcade game that it kind of reminds you of!

- Smash several different kinds of things, none of which have feelings.

- Features cutting edge modern graphics in gorgeous 256x256 resolution.

- Almost eight different colors, enough for everyone!

- Compete for a "High Score!"  --  but don't get annoying or weird about it.

- Monitor your mortality with an intuitive "Life System".

- Emergent narratives!

- Real time controls!

- You will be broken!!

Yeah, I actually had the degreed segments of the paddle  in mind when I first started developing the game. That is the way it is done in other Hit Ball With Paddle games. But when I started coding it, I realised that it actually makes no sense! It's just not the way that physics actually works. An object does not magically change its trajectory based on the area of an object that it lands on. So I decided to have the ball retain its original velocity, PLUS whatever velocity the paddle had at the moment of contact. So, you can still control the ball's trajectory. The technique is just different. 

Thanks Ben! Loved reading it. Really excited to see what you cover next.

an action adventure gameboy game. in retrospect, the title of this game is somewhat misleading. it is more accurately like acquiring milk by any means necessary. very speedrun friendly.

built using the Unity 2D experimental preview engine. they told me not to use it for production, but i'm a bad boy. ;)

music by the beloved ozzed.

pay what you want.

https://josephquested.itch.io/buying-milk

Muggy, you gotta get your shit together man. Bucket Detective is about happiness. Plain and simple.

yeah, the music is by an associate of mine, Alex. you might be able to find some of it online under the name God Destroyer.

not that I'm aware of!

10-10-1990 is the first in a series of surrealist adventure games about life.
https://josephquested.itch.io/10-10-1990