itch.io

As the owner of a dog, I'm sad to say that this isn't the realistic canine ownership experience I had hoped for.

A 50% chance of the dog doing what it's told is simply ridiculously high.

Whoa, pretty sure you could play a whole game with just this sheet and nothing else! And that illustration is really funny.

My mutant would never take that small snare drum out of its third hand.

Great background, I think this would be fun as hell to play. 

But what really makes it shine is your writing. Simply the way you put words next to each other. Fun to read, very efficient and direct, while still being evocative. Good stuff!

Thank you so much! Really glad you're enjoying it.