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he blocked me again lol. this guy is another level of pure HIV and HPV.
easiest [not gonna out myself] of my life.
its funny how his "arguments" crumble after time. he literally destroys them himself. just lay off, stop responding, deactivate your account maybe. its pretty easy. I'm going to go somewhere else, but this is fun.
cheers fellas. (surprised that these comments haven't gotten turned off.)
You're close enough on that story, its around up to everyone gets banned. SchmiyitBuyit was not the original fish to catch the bait, it was this guy named Ordinace. He was the original, then we got banned, then after several months, I return under a new account, and this is when SchmiyitBuyit takes the bait, and goes nuts. By the way, he's still responded to messages that are over a month old. I have no way of responding to him (Since he blocked me), so. All I'm saying this kid is a total knob.
No one really cares about the good games, they only care about the popular ones. It's only until an underrated game's name gets spoken that the twinks who deny Skibidi Ping Pong from their life get furious, and spread their preposterous agenda onto those who simply are just trying to behold and cherish the peak, the summit of the mountain, above all video games, triple A to indie, resides the one, the only, Skibidi Ping Pong. Flaunting its superiority across the lands, the two peaks, Garten of BanBan and Skibidi Ping Pong, and in the valley below, situates the shitfest that is ULTRAKILL. You can't a bottom of a valley without two peaks surrounding it.
Godspeed, brother.
He blocked me again, at this point it's just sad. He responded with 'It's battery not assault', and here's my response to that: You're really just desperate now. Sorry for not knowing the difference between assault and battery. I'm sure you were just actually presented with a good point and didn't know how to respond, so you had to act like this. So sure, just disregard everything else.
It's just miserable at this point. What a genius we have on our hands.
Two different things, you're retaliating, this is an argument, not bullying. I'm also not committing the crime of assault, and you took that out of proportion, and it doesn't make sense anyway, why would someone punch someone at try to justify it because they're the same age? That just doesn't make sense to begin with. I don't believe any of those words have ever been uttered by anyone. Cry about it. If you seriously think this is bullying, then you're a fool, this was never targeted, you kept responding. So you, out of your own choice, entered this yourself. Which is called an argument. Cheers, mate.
Two different things, you're retaliating, this is an argument, not bullying. I'm also not committing the crime of assault, and you took that out of proportion, and it doesn't make sense anyway, why would someone punch someone at try to justify it because they're the same age? That just doesn't make sense to begin with. I don't believe any of those words have ever been uttered by anyone. Cry about it. If you seriously think this is bullying, then you're a fool, this was never targeted, you kept responding. So you, out of your own choice, entered this yourself. Which is called an argument. Cheers, mate.
This might sound crazy but this is all an elaborate ragebaiting scheme. A total of 5 different people on my side were involved in this, and I all know them personally. It began when two people I knew found some messed up people on Itch. Slur spouting losers to genuine pedophiles. Before that, I thought it looked interesting, so I made my account, and started trolling. Other people I knew eventually joined just for the sake of it being hilarious. Sadistic, I know, and you were the main victim. You would constantly respond, and in the most purposeful bait ever, we planted that many games, of which are mediocre (Poppy Playtime) to straight up shit (Garten of BanBan) were peak fiction, and superior towards ULTRAKILL, obviously, this sparked controversy. People were infuriated, and respectfully, we thought it was a success. If no one had responded to those messages, life would have went on normally in the ULTRAKILL comment section.
Eventually, me and one of my friends accounts got banned, and our messages were wiped. The sole survivor was "womanattacker", after this fad finally went through its short-lived spurt, we moved on, until this aforementioned "sole survivor" returned, sparking "debate" and controversy in the section again. Which is where "SchmiyitBuyit" came in, the most delusional one yet. Unfortunately, he blocked me, but continued to respond to what I was saying for some reason, but he was unstable, hence his track record of mental illnesses, and genuinely, seeing someone so disorderly made me start to dislike him.
Despite everything I have said, I have 24+ hours in ULTRAKILL, I think it's a decent game, even if it's community is a little worse for wear. Nevertheless, I don't dislike ULTRAKILL, nor Hollow Knight, I'm a fan of both, Garten of BanBan, not a chance, neither Poppy Playtime, respectfully those are for children, and it was an obvious set up. Yet it still sparked rage in the comment section. Observing what I saw, many people said to respect others opinions, and not everything is objective, yet they still continued to rage about how our opinion was wrong. Even if it was not legitimate, it was hypocrisy. I know I was also a hypocrite in many different ways, but it was all intended to make such a low quality jumble of personally horrible and inconceivable opinions that contradicted each other so much that it would make people notice. Not to mention, making creative insults was fun, and using them was even more amusing.
To summarize, there are no alt accounts, I have played ULTRAKILL, and people will do everything in their will to not let something they love be slandered, even to extents where they become less moral to those who they are criticizing. That is hypocrisy, and it's an incredible thing.
First of all, I didn't start it this time, that was the other guy. When a game is bad, it will be bad, and so I will report it on being bad. I left my legacy behind because I was forced. Ordinace, I know we don't agree on many things, but can we at least agree that the "SchmiyitBuyit" kid shouldn't be speaking whatsoever.
The only alternate account is this one, in response to John Rallahbout's banishment. You also contradict yourself by saying "3 idiots who love to argue online agreeing with you". Wouldn't it just be one by your logic? Theres a lot of proof that they aren't alternate accounts, they're all made in the same time period but simply because people jump on bandwagons that they want to be on. Besides that, why would I come back as "john rallahbout 2", if I could just make any other name to make it more believable like they're real people agreeing with me? That's the point, they are real people. I apologize that you can't recognize real people, probably knowing that you have an AI girlfriend somewhere deep in your rancid search history. For your information, even if my points aren't very cohesive by your logic, they're still more cohesive than your parents' relationship.
Dear SchmiyitBuyit, usually, when you block someone, you don't talk to them afterwards, it's a mutual cutting off of contact. You're very full of yourself, flimsily admitting to an IQ of 111, believe it if you will. I know you are mentally ill, but you're Christian, isn't Christianity about having good morals and being kind? You are more disgusting than me. He believes he's more superior than everyone, I can just tell, he thinks him knowing French makes him much smarter, and doesn't understand that if I could reply to him, then I would respond with French, since I can quite literally speak French, it isn't a special thing. I believe this is the only attention you ever get, so I understand. I await your response, SchmiyitBuyit.
There are no alternate accounts, simply people who agree with a point. All this talk about opinions, subjectivity and objectivity but ULTRAKILL fans can't accept it too, what hypocrites. My first account "john rallahbout" dates back before Womenattacker and others who agree. Search it up, and understand that I was the original. Ordinace was the original defender of this stupid game, he had to fight against 3 people, Me, Womenattacker and someone else. Me and the other guy got chat banned, Womenattacker was the sole survivor. Seeing Womenattacker return provoked me to restart John Rallahbout's legacy, hence the creation of this account. SchmiyitBuyit is an unstable kid that shouldn't be allowed to speak on this if they can't understand basic ideas. They've said two slurs. The R slur, defending that it is not a slur, and the F slur. He also admits that he's "not gay because he's Christian". Okay, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you need to be homophobic. Who here truly has more morality? My group, or this SchmiyitBuyit kid. He's blocked me but still continues to respond. Truth is, there is no good guy.
This SchmiyitBuyit kid believes I'm an "alternate account" of that kid. Even without me, he still solos everyone, and the roasts this "SchmiyitBuyit" kid is talking about, are slurs that he's saying, he's said the R slur and F slur, despite admitting he's "not gay, because he's Christian." He also blocked me, but still responds to my comments while I can't. So clearly he can't face reality that well either.