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dude is a 20 year old virgin that has never felt the touch of a woman.

Hey! Quick question, is it possible for you to get a job? I believe it could be, so maybe apply.

yo shut your corny ass up

notice how youre supposed to prevent the women from coming in your room, thats what a lot of hololive viewers do anyway, so this is a great video game dynamic.

if you have this game downloaded, please seek employment and become a functioning member of society, and also get a girlfriend (that isn't virtual)

how is it physically possible that these kids fingers are not skinned due to how much they tip tap away on their screens bro. yall hop off this game, acting like its a god

ive walked into a public shower ive seen less ass than playing this game

you have trojan now

it is tho

i have majority of your guys' IPs bro

bro we know youre upvoting your own comments

theres trojan dont download

bro is pressed, calm down it aint that deep

?? corny bro

cornball

an illegal mistake

orangutan

well you're about to know me, theres a reason i came back, i had some unfinished business.

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bro i dont want you, hop off my meat

yall peeved asf bro, why dont you guys go back to playing garten of banban if you want a real psychological horror experience, atleast those creators aren't pedos. its graphics are better too, which is saying something

why does this unemployed individual dare to converse with me

this ape specifically keeps spamming my notifs, pipe down

dont you know who i am? search me up. people thought i was too honest for this platform so they disbanded me and banished me, but i have since come back. search it up, john rallahbout, the people of the ultrakill comment section fear me

admit it, the game is only popular because of the shock value

it was a paragraph not an essay, clearly you didnt get past grade 7 english class. consider studying up

bros too peeved, cool your jets dude

nah cause when the people need me they get me

many people did read, you noticed it and remembered it. so gg buddy

yall peeved bro calm down

first of all, you are not:
- able to take a shower
- able to get a job
- not living with your mom
- getting a partner anytime soon
dont be a hypocrite

criticism doesnt always need to be positive

john mama

yes

you guys know you can get banned for spam reporting lmao. if you guys dont want me here just block me lmao

that still makes it a comment section, its just everybody knows each other

I am absolutely sure, from the perspective of america, the 1989 tiananment square incident was a massacre, many demonstrators, soldiers and bystanders were killed, and china imposed a large censorship against it

didn't you threaten to call me slurs?

no i used logic to know it

this is not a groupchat, its a comment section dumbass, if you want a groupchat go make one on discord or any other social media app.

so who talks about their obsessions on a childs game comment forum? if people liked you, youd be hanging out with them