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no that review was because it was poorly written by claude. now get in this pear jiggler for 1000 years

hello! as a VALUED CUSTOMER I was curious if there was any chance we could get a plaintext version of the rulebook at some point? some VALUED PROSPECTIVE CUSTOMERS only have Wow! Monochromatic Rental Eyes or are mole people that can only read if a Speak and Sell Screen Reader says it out loud for them.

I ACQUIRED A FREE COPY BUT NOW I AM GIVING YOU MONEY IN PREPARATION FOR EXPOSING MY PLAYERS TO THEIR FIRST TARGET: A BASEBALL PLAYER WHOSE CHAOS GRAND SLAM THREATENS THE NEW FUNKCHUNKOPOP™ GIGAFACTORY