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I've just been given a full meal. Oh no. How do I eat this all? I don't even want to touch it, this is the problem with food that's too pretty. It's too pretty to eat, but you want to eat it more than anything because it's so pretty. What a dilemma.

Somebody throw money at this person for me, I would but all I have is coinage and that's just a hard projectile at that point, not a bill shower.

If an English translation isn't possible, then I'll simply have to learn Spanish. I'll be back in 3 years when I'm semi literate. I'm tired of games not being readable, so instead, I'll just learn how to read it as it is. Nothing can stop me. I will concur every phsycohoror game. 

And will there ever be an Android version or do I have to go look through every drawer in my house until I find my old computer? I'm just gonna find my computer, actually. I'll probably find it. I hope.