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was jesus a wizard or an elf or was he a she

does that mean that Martin Luther was a Wizard

ass 

I was more so thinking about the color of the text brosquito bite ✌️

Oh well in that case 

Here's why the IRS might exist in the Magic realm:

We know that the word jeez exists in the magic realm meaning that not only did Jesus Christ exist but so did the Roman Empire 

Thus we can assume that the Ottoman's and Byzantines also existed and thus the silk road as well

However dude to the fall of Constantinople in 1453 Europeans had to find another way to get to America 

So obviously Colombus goes to the Americas and Western European arrive there ff a few years and you got the 13 colonies and this the United States 

However we know that the US like them pockets FILLED with money 

Pockets drenched pockets healthy type shit

which means taxes which means that there needs to be a central authority to check your tax forms and thus comes in the IRS

Wait John Hatchet-Games is real ??

nothing because that would only happen if she ran

Ik ik I'm so smart

Does that mean I'm legally required to go insane until 0.9 (aka peak) drops ?

I honestly think that beast in the cave is actually Maeve 

gang are you ok 

7 deadly sins type of greed like cmon man we need more Jade content 

Came to goon, stayed for the story and waiting for Jade to admit she's still a nerd 

(Overall 10/10 game (+1 because Arthur isn't a complete asshole but instead well intentioned))