My favourite part was tormenting my girlfriend with dad jokes and never, ever backing down. Anyway, that's why none of my relationships last longer than a month.
Cute and fun little game! Some feedback, adding a quit option on the title screen would be nice (I couldn't figure out any other way to quit except to alt-tab and closing it on the taskbar), and it's inconsistent with how objects work... it took me a while to figure out what to do with the towels and seltzer on the first level because I thought the shadow icons meant they moved their automatically. Maybe make them flash, or even better let you just drag them onto Sasha (just dragging things onto where they need to go seemed to be how most of the rest of the game work and I felt that was better)
Also, I had to google what seltzer is. We call it sparkling water here, or "fun water" as one of my friends calls it.