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The developer has stated that a Steam page will come eventually! Probably when the game is closer to completion.

Nice! Can't wait to see this project expand!

Very fun lil arcade score attack! probably my favourite Xmas game ever made with it's zany concept. My review on Steam goes into more detail.
Only criticism I have is that it's unclear how health works. Like sometimes, I leak in one hit after losing my soaker, and other times, I can take as many as four hits in a row before deflating.
My high score is 131 

Wow, I learned so much! Also laughed many times!!!

This should be taught in schools.

This is like the Olympics to me! Very interesting/ cute lil' novelty game thing!