itch.io

I’ll split this into two sentences to avoid the character limit.

Of all the games I’ve played—though I’m not even sure if you can call them games; they’re just programs—this is by far the absolute worst.

I’d rather play a low-quality game made by Russians just to make a little extra cash.

At least they don’t use misleading thumbnails, and even if the difficulty is high or there are bugs, they’re making these games “for real” to get good reviews and make money. That’s better.

Plus, this thumbnail—was it made in Gorebox, huh? I know because I’m playing this game; I recognize that distinctive crosshair and stuff.

If anyone’s reading this review, instead of playing this piece of crap, go play one of the FPS games in my “Favorites” collection.

This program doesn’t contain any gore, let alone anything resembling a thumbnail. It’s just a walking simulator where you walk around with toy-like versions of an M4 and a Colt Python that don’t fire bullets—only sound.

Next to where you spawn, there’s a mysterious black sphere and something that looks like a RED MATCH. If you touch the RED MATCH, you take damage. But you don’t die.

I really don’t know what the black sphere is for; it just turns the red square displayed in the UI green.

Also, when you look in a different direction, you’ll see green and white squares floating there,

and if you touch the white square, you take damage. You don’t die.

Nothing happens if you touch the green squares. It’s just the COD downed state effect turned green.

If you walk around for a while, you’ll see an area with green ground. Beyond that lies a world that looks like the Gobi Desert.

The game screen looks like this. Seriously, why on earth did they upload this thing?

"DON'T BLINK DON'T BLINK DON'T BLINK"

I thought the same thing as you

it's like a SCP-███　

*Noise of a neck snapping*

My neck snapped, but this game is still cool