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EXCUSE my late response, I have been ABHORRENTLY caught up in my studies and have not had any time to play this masterpiece of a title.

This game was a wonderful spice of life. The unique concept and wonderful mechanics were a thrilling ride of action and suspense. I was on the edge of my seat as the timer went down and the customers hunted me. I especially liked your addition of the greatly requested acceleration glitch good ol' greasy Gavin sung the merry praise of.

1/10 Please keep this ABOMINATION away from my children.

Oh my good heavens. Monkey Man. I will be enjoying this game the moment I return to my humble abode. This is truly a day to remember. Cannot wait to demolish those pesky insects the moment the scurry across the floors of my mothers rug. 

Looks like someone got EPICALLY TROLLED when doing there silly little game jam.

Maybe you should have dawned your reading spectacles before dedicating all of your senile ass time to gaming.

P.S. GO BACK TO BED GRAMPS.

PP.S. (Get it, PP as in penis? like little Willy William the Willy?) Also good game, would play again if SOMEONE would make the graphics not look like ASS.