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Technically they're using it right, it's just Bri'ish English. Unfortunately for them, most of the world will be more familiar with the US meaning of it. :D

Sure thing.  (I only know it because I discovered this feature by accident in another game once when I was just tapping frustrated on the screen. :D)

Tap with two fingers.

C-c-c-combo breaker!!

Proceed with Hazel to unlock her store for the paddle, and proceed with Sonya for the Leah questline. When you're stuck on one quest just try to do the others, progression is often tied to progressing with other characters.

2k? Am I missing something really obvious? 920 arousal is the most I can coax out on easy and that's by reducing everything else to the minimum for extra points.

Hard doesn't even let me go above 150.

Any time I see someone looking retarded, I find it more reasonable to think that they're actually retarded instead of "merely pretending".

Then again, I might be mildly biased due to getting professionally exposed to a legion of mental midgets.

"and has become a relic that cannot be improved upon"

That is patently false. Just keep a copy of this version and be happy with it if you will, but don't pretend it's a masterpiece. Nostalgia is a helluva drug.

This is basically like saying "I liked the teaser trailer, please don't finish and release the movie".