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It's not just run-of-the-mill AI art, it's slop! With the new technologies pioneered by the likes of Scam Saltman and Rob Banks and Felon Skum, we can reduce any drawing into a wildly generic AI slop-waifu that we can cynically scam our stupid, stupid audience into throwing their parent' money at on our Patreon!

That's right, friends! We stand atop the shoulders of giants, and by that I mean our LLM steals the art of hundreds of thousands of actual artists so it can cut out tiny pieces of all of them to stitch them into anime vaginas that we slap onto a Ren'py engine! Don't worry though, we have an artist, and he drew at least one real picture before, and because we sacrificed that drawing at the altar of AI Moloch, we can legally say that our work is AI-aided human work even though it's all done by a glorified autocomplete alogrithm backed with billions of dollars of stupid people's money!

The future is here and it is horrible!

If the "artist" (there is no artist, only the AI) can't be consistent enough for a fucking Ren'py ass visual novel, then they need to practice more.

I've seen some games on here made by people with *zero* artistic talent that tried anyway, and some of them are still great. If you have to tell ShitGPT to pinch off a steaming loaf of anime girls for you to stick in your generic zombie visual novel, then you're a customer, not an artist.

"B-b-but muh prompts!"

If you can't be bothered to hire actual artists and other human labor to do the work, why would you expect anyone to pay you for the end product? Even your summary has the distinct scent of AI! 

But let's put aside ethics, because this isn't a passion project for you -- it's business, it's a way to make money, it's cynical and soulless, so let's focus on the hard facts. Eventually the AI companies will have to stop charging for computing power at a loss as not a single one has registered an actual return on their investors' money, only losing money and buying one another up to use as shell companies like and feeding off one another like a human centipede of scams. Not only will your work costs skyrocket, but you'll also have to pay for any bad outputs. When you ask for a femboy futa NTR tsundere buzzword fetish whatever and it spits out a twelve-fingered smeared monstrosity, it will end up costing even more than if you had just hired one of the innumerable talented artists on Twitter, Bluesky, and so on to do it right the first time.

Either hire humans, pick up a pencil yourself, or realize you built your foundation on Sam Altman's bullshit AI bubble right as it bursts and takes you out with it. It's not even worth playing for free. None of your "work" is.

He's right, it would be nice to have some darker skin tones. And don't say it'd be too hard -- you use generative AI in your work, so you don't get the leeway projects done with human labor alone warrant. I'm not saying you don't work hard, but when the work is partly done with clankers and you receive financial benefits from the product you don't get to claim it's solely a passion project.

So for the sake of your customers, please add more base customization -- brown and black skin tones, in particular. It won't be as easy as typing a prompt into PlagiaristGPT, but it's still simple in comparison to many of the requests you are given.

So are you ever going to fix the Android version so we can actually start the game or nah? If you aren't, then take down the download.

So is this a horror game or something? Because there is something deeply unsettling about the music and art style.

So is this game being worked on or is it just straight-up dead?

Everything about this game is designed to waste your time. Unnecessary animations? Sure! Unskippable dialogue with flat, boring NPC's? Yup! Countless frustrating minigames? Absolutely!

This game does not reward skill, nor does it even reward luck. It's solely based on time wasted, and even then it punishes you. Do you folks even know what kind of game you're making? Are you trying to frustrate people into joining your Patreon to get cheats so they can finally see some sweet, sweet amateur pixel-art boobies?

I don't mind difficulty, but this game doesn't do anything to give you informed choices. You get a text prompt to avoid talking? Oh, and it's near the beginning so you don't have stats? FUCK YOU, TAKE A STAMINA HIT. HOPE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY THE GAME TONIGHT! Oh, you had to skip filming because your stamina was too low? FUCK YOU, NO MONEY FOR YOU, YOU CAN'T MAKE RENT AND ALSO YOU EARN LESS MONEY.

The dev can say "git gud" all he wants, but the mechanics are tedious and over-explained, the writing is bland, the actual feedback for punishing text prompts is nonexistent, and the meat and potatoes of the game -- the actual porn -- isn't worth the effort of getting to it.

Seriously, a fucking cooking minigame that requires you to physically move and manipulate items, time them, and follow recipes? At this point just drop the pornographic aspect and make another bland slice-of-life pay-to-play indie game for us to ignore. If you want this game to be worth a damn, turn down the Warioware shit a bit and make the game more rewarding. Or just admit you're trying to get paypigs to sub to Patreon and stop jerking us around, that'd be nice too.

So many systems, so many moving parts, and they do nothing but cause frustration. A waste of time, not worth playing even for free.

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They're not feminists, they're conservatives using an infantilizing, reductionist, patronizing take on feminism as a facade to hide their agenda -- to control women, to silence dissent, to take away freedom of thought, and to force people into their narrow little world-view.

Folks like Collective Shout would rather fight furry porn than stop their authority figures from raping children, because those authority figures have money.

What's that 3D render? It looks hideous.

Aw yeah, just how I like my women; with horrifically mutated hands. It's natural for a woman to have 6+ fingers per hand, right?

Get an actual artist.

Hell yeah, a buck's more than reasonable for the work you put in on this.