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merry christmas!

hahah he’s back! Planning to release later next year so mayb don’t lol 

oh dang that sucks, on browser or did you download the latest one? 

Thanks for the detailed bug report <3! I will have an update that fixes it today. 

Thanks for dropping the seed, will try to recreate the bug and fix it! Sorry it bricked your run. 

does it give money or fat? I suppose money and make you lose fat. Definitely a binge item coz itll make him puke lol. 

lore wise it’s a prequel 

doje?

Beautiful. A god amongst mere mortals.

yoke

My name is Greg

Haha this was fun to watch, a true beautiful plus size king. You so deserved it on the 2nd last run, but got killed by RnG. Gratz for taking the win on the last run!

Thanks <3 <3 <3 

Nice keep up the grind, GAINS ARE LIFE

Love to hear it, thanks for playing!

Yes, it’s because I want to rework the card. In theory it’s cool but in practice it’s D tier.

Hahah, thank you!

Thanks!!

oh that is a bug. Will update it now. Thank you for letting me know!!

Very epic build NICE. THE WORLD WILL WITNESS YOUR GLORY.

the best Get Yoked player to exist, WITNESS THEM!

Oh Kicks count toward timekeeper oh lord, will fix that asap! Might make Timekeeper like 15 instead of 10 but will see how it goes. 

Hahah thanks for playing, it was fun to watch! 

true! I only had 72 hours so I just rushed for a clone. Might do an update now that it’s featured though 

Hey Jaco thanks so much for playing! That's insanely unlucky that you didn't win, in my opinion you won in spirit.

Agree the eating animation is too slow! It was actually even slower haha, but I think faster is better.

Yeah your burger idea is 100% better. 

The immediate day ending is lame especially with things like salad, I think having it like that is more a jam time constraint than a design choice, so I 100% agree. 

I think that Binge! is the main risk/reward mechanic in this game so I'll have to disagree. I do however agree that none of the Binge strategies are particularly viable even with things like Mushroom, Salad and Booze. Especially since the main thing you need to win is get more trays. With more trays there's more chance to Binge. So generally speaking you get more trays and then mitigate binge chance with mushroom/salad. The most fun in this game is when you have 2 Binge and are considering to push your luck or not and that's what I like about it. 

Thanks so much for playing!

I nerfed meditate to make you lose strength. It was OP with card draw and strength so now you need strength gain like chicken breasts or More Pain More Gain to make it viable.

Hahah thats awesome you got hooked! Yeah I wish I had time to do a tutorial. Thanks yeah that thumbnail is classic xD. 

Not sure there will be more anti yoke game lol but I had a blast making it and thanks for playing!

Yoo thanks so much for playing two pineapples is close! Probably a few too many Binges.

This game is so peak. I love the humour and aesthetic. The start is so strong, the music and all the sounds are awesome. All the voice work is so cool too, it cracked me up.

I like the idea of hurting yourself for mana. It has risk reward built in! But I in practice I just ended up respawning a lot lol. Im sure there's a way to execute it without having to die so often. 

Still had a blast, such high quality and I cant believe there's even a boss fight at the end lol. 

Well done everyone so epic! 

Didn’t quite get to buying all the houses but I like the humour of it and the sort of crazy unhinged nature of it. Felt like a true monstrous landlord cool idea. Maybe a bit unclear at times but had fun all the same.

hahah I ran around devouring every substance I could fun like Sassy from Big Les. A fun time! Cool post processing effects and just general wackiness with chat and everything. 

The humour of this is so so good. Hahah love all the dialogue and the idea of it. Great execution, well done! 

awesome!! Thanks so much for playing. Yeah it is like blackjack where if you go over 21 you’re bust, but in this it’s draw 3 binge foods and you puke. 

I like the matrix theming idea, that’d be so sick! I was laughing at how grossed out you were getting Sugar. Great feedback, and thanks so much for playing! 

There’s a lot going on and you guys basically figured it all out, maybe one more run and you would’ve taken the W haha. 

Thanks for reporting <3. Uploaded a fix now.

Hey! Yeah Yoga affects Fatigue so if you have too much negative Warmup it'll work on it. It's meant to but I can see why it's not intuitive. 

Just released an update now that nerfs Meditate, but maybe I went too far. We'll see! I think max hand size is a great idea. I think Get Hyped is in a good spot for now, might do something with it later. 

Thanks for the feedback and thanks for playing, may your gains be good.

Awesome!! Thanks so much for playing yeah I agree sushi + cheese is the way. I also like going tempura. 

Hahah sick, 2 is so close! Probably a couple unlucky Binge days got you. Thanks! I cant take full credit for the design, it's inspired by a UFO50 game called Party House, but I'll take credit for the fat guy part. 

Awesome, thanks for playing! Did you manage to eat 4 pineapples (take the W)? Cmon someones gotta beat it! xd

Thanks yeah I didn't have time for a tutorial, and was hoping the foods would explain it if you read the tooltips in the shop. The main goal is to eat 4 pineapples in one day. He also pukes if you draw more than 2 Binge foods. Appreciate you playing, thanks for feedback!

Thanks! Glad you got into it <3