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Yoo thanks for playing dude! Glad you like the vibes.

Yeah the pieces are kinda confusing but basically each one rolls 1 light out of how many it has. So if you place 3 vertical it can roll those three numbers each callout. 

Hey Padwas thanks! 

A while back a friend said I should make a gym type game and I thought the idea was boring so I never did. 

Fast forward a few years and I was playing a lot of Balatro. 

I realized high-score type games can be used to describe visual things the same way health bars are used to describe, well, health. 

That was the eureka moment and I thought sick lets make a high score type game where the high score is Gains, and the gym type game could actually be hilarious.

Throw in some StS influence for the cards and you have Get Yoked. 

Thanks for the dedication Bjorn <3. If you join the discord you can play the latest Playtest version. 

Im going to add the Bjorn event soon as well. 

Hey Justaguy, I use blender, and blend shapes (or shape keys) to make him fat or more muscular. Then I also scale the bones for when you grow specific groups. 

Thanks Bjorn love you xx. 

Hey thanks! Replied to the email now.

I kinda like it tbh. 

A good way to do it is: reply to your post for 10 days instead of a new post each day. Then make a new post every 10 days. 

I'll still get the notification and it doesn't clog the comments as much.

Thanks Mythic will check it out.

Event idea:
BJORN THE PATIENT
As you wipe the sweat between your cheeks, a fan approaches you. 

Please sir when will you release the video game adaptation of your life?

[Make him wait +$20 next season]
[Release now +$5]

Thanks Boney!! Will fix soon 

merry christmas!

hahah he’s back! Planning to release later next year so mayb don’t lol 

oh dang that sucks, on browser or did you download the latest one? 

Thanks for the detailed bug report <3! I will have an update that fixes it today. 

Thanks for dropping the seed, will try to recreate the bug and fix it! Sorry it bricked your run. 

does it give money or fat? I suppose money and make you lose fat. Definitely a binge item coz itll make him puke lol. 

lore wise it’s a prequel 

doje?

Beautiful. A god amongst mere mortals.

yoke

My name is Greg

Haha this was fun to watch, a true beautiful plus size king. You so deserved it on the 2nd last run, but got killed by RnG. Gratz for taking the win on the last run!

Thanks <3 <3 <3 

Nice keep up the grind, GAINS ARE LIFE

Love to hear it, thanks for playing!

Yes, it’s because I want to rework the card. In theory it’s cool but in practice it’s D tier.

Hahah, thank you!

Thanks!!

oh that is a bug. Will update it now. Thank you for letting me know!!

Very epic build NICE. THE WORLD WILL WITNESS YOUR GLORY.

the best Get Yoked player to exist, WITNESS THEM!

Oh Kicks count toward timekeeper oh lord, will fix that asap! Might make Timekeeper like 15 instead of 10 but will see how it goes. 

Hahah thanks for playing, it was fun to watch! 

true! I only had 72 hours so I just rushed for a clone. Might do an update now that it’s featured though 

Hey Jaco thanks so much for playing! That's insanely unlucky that you didn't win, in my opinion you won in spirit.

Agree the eating animation is too slow! It was actually even slower haha, but I think faster is better.

Yeah your burger idea is 100% better. 

The immediate day ending is lame especially with things like salad, I think having it like that is more a jam time constraint than a design choice, so I 100% agree. 

I think that Binge! is the main risk/reward mechanic in this game so I'll have to disagree. I do however agree that none of the Binge strategies are particularly viable even with things like Mushroom, Salad and Booze. Especially since the main thing you need to win is get more trays. With more trays there's more chance to Binge. So generally speaking you get more trays and then mitigate binge chance with mushroom/salad. The most fun in this game is when you have 2 Binge and are considering to push your luck or not and that's what I like about it. 

Thanks so much for playing!

I nerfed meditate to make you lose strength. It was OP with card draw and strength so now you need strength gain like chicken breasts or More Pain More Gain to make it viable.

Hahah thats awesome you got hooked! Yeah I wish I had time to do a tutorial. Thanks yeah that thumbnail is classic xD. 

Not sure there will be more anti yoke game lol but I had a blast making it and thanks for playing!

Yoo thanks so much for playing two pineapples is close! Probably a few too many Binges.

This game is so peak. I love the humour and aesthetic. The start is so strong, the music and all the sounds are awesome. All the voice work is so cool too, it cracked me up.

I like the idea of hurting yourself for mana. It has risk reward built in! But I in practice I just ended up respawning a lot lol. Im sure there's a way to execute it without having to die so often. 

Still had a blast, such high quality and I cant believe there's even a boss fight at the end lol. 

Well done everyone so epic! 

Didn’t quite get to buying all the houses but I like the humour of it and the sort of crazy unhinged nature of it. Felt like a true monstrous landlord cool idea. Maybe a bit unclear at times but had fun all the same.