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absolutely obliterated with the sub 5 minute time and even then it's still easily improvable if someone wants to put in the effort to fully optimize a 5 minute long porn game 

most of the hits here lost time and there were a fair number of missed shots outright so it could definitely go below 4:50

I beat this time ages ago btw

https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/531205448/#q531223384

Hold pause to play at half speed so you don't get cucked by rng as much and abuse your slightly janky hitbox to prioritize landing bullets over safety

Hits waste loads of time so it can definitely go way below 5 minutes if anyone is sad enough to grind a porn game for optimal wrs