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I am here for the dead son angst and the dead son angst alone. (And if I get to smooch a vampire on the way that’s just an added bonus) 

GOD DAMNIT I READ THE UPDATE TOO FAST. NOOOOOOO

YES YES YES YES IM SO HAPPY THIS ISNT DEAD 😭😭😭😭

One of my all time favorite romance tropes is traumatized prisoner x loyal prison guard. Roman romancers riiise UP 

MC x O MY BELOVED!! Stooop the moments this update were so good I love these idiots so much 😭😭😭

Pls R and MC’s dynamic is so funny. 💀 They barley know each other and they’ve already got that old married couple energy I’m so here for it. 

Oh how I love playing the hot headed former delinquent mc. Punching Lars was glorious. Cant wait for the next update. “???” SUPREMACY

PLS I MISSED THESE SO MUCH. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE :DD

Followed the guide trying to get the Trapper/Death poly Route and somehow only got Trapper. Help please. 😅

This is how I know fandom life has forever changed me. 💀 

Game: You have gained the trait “determined”.

My brain almost instantly: *HOPES AND DREAMS INTENSIFIES*  YOU ARE FILLED WITH DETERMINATION- 

Anyway. I loved this update. I’m so stuck between romancing Sloan or Al and I haven’t yet figured out how to save. So idk what to do. T^T 

Az’Lean is my husband and I feel sooooo bad for taking the secretive route. I just know he’s gonna freak when my MC eventually comes clean and I’m not ready for that yet. 😭😭😭

MC and O dynamic is kinda everything I want and more. Just cold heartless person x the one(1) person they have a soft spot for. Greatest ship in my personal opinion. 

May or may not have found a bug? Idk. When you get to Chapter 1 and ask Lane what they’re doing there for some reason it doesn’t let me advance? I don’t know why since it did in my other play throughs. Maybe because this time I chose “Am I supposed to feel something?” When asked how we feel about them. Anyway the game looks awesome! I look forward to more. 

DRAGONSSSSSS!!!!!!! :DDDD

Damn. AEdric really said “If you liked it than you shoulda put a ring on it.” 💀💀 He swooped in so fast. Ngl though my MC isn’t complaining. Unlike AEdan, MC isn’t a moron who passes up a 5 course meal when they see one. 🤭

Guys guys I’m running on zero sleep for the past 14 hours and I can already tell this is going to become a hyper fixation reaaaal quick. Is Viento a love interest? Please say yes. Also Eric is my husband. I’ve already decided that Eric is my lover of 10 years and he doesn’t have a say in it. Neither does Viento if he’s an option. 

Literally, the game just started, and everything is 14 layers of complicated. Like oh my god I’m over here sipping from my cup cause the tea is piping hot. When Lane approached us at the end I audibly went “👀”.  Looking forward for more! :D

Stop this is everything I could have ever wanted and more I’m so hyped. Neeeed more Nari is such a cutie. 

Something tells me several more household appliances are going to be sacrificed in the continuation of this quest. Looking forward to finding out. :) 

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Esteemed Guest of all origin.  THIS!!✨✨ Just. This. Yes. Absolutely. Much love. Need more. Immediately. 

Lmaoooo wow that’s a lot of pain. Ow. That’s. Yeah that’s got a kick to it. ☠️

My MC is a twisted little freak and not gonna lie. I’m kinda here for it. Insane!MC x Imre supremacy ✨✨

MC x Owen! MC x Tai!! I love them your honor!! 😭 They’re both so protective I just Ahhhhhhh. I neeeed more pls I’m so invested.

Not to be dramatic or anything. But I would take a bullet for Helios. My MC has so much trauma but at the same time if Helios bad, why pretty? Also slight spoilers but getting to slap Luceris across the face like the little b!tch he is was quiet possibly the highlight of my entire year. 

GOD DAMN IT. CLIFF HANGERS. WE GET CRUMBS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING AND THEN WE GET A CLIFF HANGER. I HATE IT HERE. (I don’t I love this If I’m just way too emotionally invested at this point.) 

Pls it’s officially been over a year since the last update I neeeed to know if this is abandoned or not. I love these guys so much I don’t want them to be gone  😭😭😭😭😭

Annnd another banger IF added to the list of things that’s gonna take a good chunk of my near future. This is already so good I’m hooked. Zero is lovely and Vincent seems like a bit of a brat. I already love them both. Does Vincent happen to be the other person in Zero’s poly Route? Cause if so I’m obsessed with them. 

Just finished the demo and I’m actually shrieking at that illegal cliff hanger. More when????

PERCY JACKSON FANS. WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. :DDDD

The way I’m straight up about to hook up with my ex’s brother just to get revenge and overthrow him is crazy. This is my villain origin story, and dragging Helene within 3 seconds of meeting her was my canon event- 💀💀

Wtf do you MEAN SUN AND MOON HAVE A DATING SIM??!!!

Frothing at the god damn mouth over this game. FICTIONAL MEN EVERYONE. LITERALLY DYING FROM HOW CUTE THIS IS. I will be buying the dlc and the plushie. And you can expect to hear from my lawyer when I sue you for putting me in cardiac arrest. Much love! Epilogue DLC when!? 

Llamagirl: We’ve got lots of love interests here for you! 
Me: Ooooh yes please show me the selection 🙏🏼 Llamagirl: Ok so we got sweet and innocent Gawain, childhood-crush Nimue, strong and passionate Elaine, and lots of other good LI’s for you to- 

Galahad: I hope you and your entire bloodline burn in the fiery trenches of Tartarus where I never again have to be defiled by your filth. Shrivel up and die TRASH. 

Me:….That one.
Llamagirl: WHA-????

I've had Hawk for about 6 minutes but if anything ever happened to them, I would kill everyone in this comment section and then myself. 

When 2023 is about to end and you're still holding on to the desperate hope that your favorite IF will update.

People get murdered and mugged out there. I'm good where I am thanks.  T^T

Emotionally distraught Milo romancers where you at? 🥲✋🏾

Do I hate Micah? No not at all. I can respect we have a difference in lifestyle, and they slay. Am I still going to have a blast fcking with their marriage and stealing Taylor like the petty little shit I am? ...Yes. Yes I am. 

Ooooh I can already tell this is going to be a whole unbridled bundle of angst isn’t it? Cant say I’m not here for it.