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Also, to start a game, you need to switch to fullscreen mode, click on the image (this part is important), press Enter, and only then will the "Start New Game" option appear. However, Enter doesn't work there — you need to press Z instead.

hey man, it's super cool! The level of irony is amazing.

"If this game had a combat system" line made me smile from ear to ear

btw, jfyi: it's not possible to launch the game with a layout other than English. That was my case and i was getting frustrated for a while, stuck on "start a game" screen