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Thanks for playing! I hope you didn't get left at the altar! :D

Darn! I wonder if anyone else has that issue... Well, I'm glad you liked the rest of it at least! Do you remember which part exactly kept glitching out on you?

Oh boy! High score of 3!

Damn, this game rules! I spent like thirty minutes playing it and stopped at 2 am. This is bad since I have work tomorrow. I had fun trying to make mystery cans and rubber boots  taste good. Also, Host John has no business being that ripped...

$23088 bABY! IM RICH

The honk honk sound effect made me do a lil' laugh :)

How is the game set up to play for blind people? Can I really close my eyes and play the whole thing without having to see stuff?

Goofy Goo is gonna haunt me in my dreams

Wowza! This game is the cat's pajamas! I love the sound effects and music. Particularly the part when the music cuts out for just a sec and you hear the knocking. Great little touch!