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The dialogue was perfect. The amount of sarcasm should be a staple in this game, wherever the dev decides to go with it. (Which I think should be straight to steam)
Did not come across a single glitch in the game!
The time system and amount needing to be done was a perfect sync.If you miss even one day, you fail the task. Which is kinda kickass. Lots to explore, lots of NPCS for a jam game (which I hope to see more of), and already a buttload of items! I really wanted to get that gun and see what it did! 
Definitely a top contender so far. Recommend 10/10.

Number go brr. Make this a full game! New areas! Please! New Upgrades! I need it.

Number go brr. Make this a full game! New areas! Please! New Upgrades! I need it.

Very fun! Unfortunately, I experienced a glitch causing a 5th item slot to be available, and when an item went into that spot, it broke the reading system of the items in your available space, not allowing me to continue. it was the 3rd upgrade,  Moroccan Tea, Sugar, Milk, and boba if that helps! I did end up losing out on 100 dollars due to selecting only a single upgrade instead of one from both menus. 

You are also able to place the drink down on the counter and pick it back up, and not have to remake it.

I had a wonderful time playing the game, it was very relaxing... until the koi fish. That startled me. A bit more of a tutorial on how things work in the game would be a great help! It took me a little to figure out how to work the tea making system.
Overall, with some polish, this would be an even better game than it already is! And don't even get me started on the lore amount put into this. 

I liked it!
Suggestions:
Pausing system, it would really help with the thinking on your toes moments, plus would add to the game
More Crop versatility and growth patterns

upgrade system for longer growth life, faster fungi shots, better tower, more hotbar space allocation, etc
Day/Night timer is a bit wonk, make it consistent with delta time on day start / night start

Other than that, the learning curve is awesome! I ended up playing 6 games of it, and my first farm version was MUCH different than my final attempt!

(Fungi Farmer)

Article Description:

Have you ever wished to own your own secret farm? Get ready to step into the world of Fungi Farmer, one of the most unique farming and simulation games of 2026. Here, you’re not a traditional farmer—you specialize in growing mushrooms of all kinds, including rare, colorful, and magical varieties, all within a mysterious and enchanting environment.

In Fungi Farmer, you begin with a small, shaded plot of land. Your task is to care for spores, regulate humidity levels, and protect your crops from annoying insects. You’ll cultivate stunning fungi, from edible mushrooms to glowing magical species that bring in incredible profits. The game blends relaxation with resource management, wrapped in a beautiful artistic style.

Game Features:

• Farming Games 2026: A realistic simulation of fungal growth, with unique life cycles for each species.

• Farm Management: Upgrade your tools, expand your greenhouses, and improve soil quality to increase yield.

• Rare Mushroom Types: Discover and grow fantastical, glowing fungi that give your farm a unique visual charm.

• Cozy & Relaxing Gameplay: Calm visuals and sound design that make the game a perfect escape from daily stress.

• Environmental Challenges: Deal with changing weather conditions and small creatures trying to steal a share of your harvest.

Gameplay:

• Planting: Choose the right mushroom type for the available soil and begin planting spores.

• Care: Monitor water and light levels—mushrooms thrive in shade and perfect humidity.

• Harvest & Sell: Collect your mature crops at the right time, sell them at the market, and upgrade your farm with better equipment.

This was a great video! If you are interested in getting into contact with me via discord, my name on there is Figerox. I've been working on a little project here for the last few years, and it's finally in demo state! I must warn you though, the demo itself is a good hour long! 
Here is my discord, if you wanted to get in contact for the Paradise Falls demo! 
https://discord.gg/7mF2N4be

I'm glad you enjoyed the first one! The 2nd one is much better in my opinion. the third will be out in october!

Unless you have a video of the bugs I can't really fix them. Sorry Bro. 

Oh god.... watching this old game back fills me with cringe. Thanks for playing! I suggest The Delve 1 and 2 if you are up for it :)

What absolute trash. This is not how you advertise a game. a script that opens 100 pages of the same page? like come the fuck on.

choose either theme, or 2 from the list. :)

I am curious, why not use discord? 

That's fine

no rules other than no ai art :)

Join the discord and post in the looking for a team area :)

Join the discord please :)

WHY DA TOILET NOT WORK? TF? Thanks for playing!

God what a piece of shit you are.

New Endings taking a tad longer than I Thought, but... Piss Staff

You wished I voiced it eh?

New ending soon.

Wait until the Bum Piss Beam Struggle is finished... ;)

This entire paragraph is one big compliment!

We are now at 69 dollars made and 69 collections. New giga updates for sure coming out.

I'm glad someone finally got mad at it! It's a joke game, yes.

It's been updated since your attempt! The Glizzler chase has been set to a lot easier and there have been quite a few UI fixes as well :) 

If you thought 5 was a lot, there will soon be more..

Thank you all for what will soon be 500 downloads~

New endings coming very soon! New NPCs, New Locations, NEW LORE!

That was such a fun watch! Thank you for playing!

You can talk to them just fine, Its just a UI error. Fixed, among many other things. The bum is not able to be talked to just yet. It will come in a future update.

Oh come oooonnnn... I thought I fixed the stupid text issue! So much was missed! :( It seems to have an issue on HD monitors. 

Thanks for playing! It sound like you at least enjoyed it!

Also, you sound like markiplier! Sub gained!

Also, bugs fixed!

Thank you for playing! Just from your playthrough I know what needs fixing up :)

This just in: Baby has fit because they don't know how to work something and refuse to take the time to learn it and say "IT'S YOUR FAULT I DON'T KNOW THIS!!!11!1!!"
Smh karen behaviour

There is only a pistol

I Dont put up with bitches

oh no poor bb getting mad because I caught them in a lie and now they are getting all cranky

Keep the comments coming bud

This is just sad lmao get a better computer if it has frame issues. (Even though I know this is a lie)

Double sad that you are responding in protest to someone responding to your poor sense of bad sarcasm on someone else's game.

Triple sad that I can see analytics, and can see 0 downloads today, so now you've been caught lying. 

So all in all, you've proven your worth in a single comment. 

My mother always said if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Dick.

HOW DID I MISS THIS THIS WAS SO GOOD! and ur lookin cute 2 bb.
I really enjoyed your feedback! I'd love to update the game, but honestly... dead game in the water :/

Thanks for playing! :) The Delve 3 will be in an apartment building, so there will be an entirely new kind of "lost" feeling ;)

you DMed me?