. If you watch this video, you get 0.0031 frames of good luck.
barfing exactly 3 times while on the front page makes your submission 0x better.
pooping during voting turns your submission into your submission.
chromebook users can press ctrl, alt, shift, and refresh at the same time to have Hank Hill steal their TV and sell it to buy a cookie jar.
try typing "buy a bomb" into google to get tracked by the FBI.
omnivores are not allowed to vote on the game " ".
do not attempt to make a game using only your refrigerator.
also do not attempt to beat Death Wind with Master CPUs and Golden Fox in F-Zero.
if you use a can of beans on a Nintendo 64 then pour a bottle of water onto your computer, you will not be able to submit to this game jam.
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holding 2 and l and pressing ¶ will result in a fire at 69 Pialoshid ST.
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if you point a knife at your heart and shove, you will not be able to submit to this game jam.