Hashes all match... Itch is simply not updating the download for me. I've tried downloading 7 times, including in a private window and different browser. Opera also calls it a virus. Only thing I can do right now is just try again in a few hours.
ugh Itch is being weird. I am checking the hash of the zip it is sending me and it is identical. I can see the update but it takes me to the same download page with the same file. I'm going to assume it will send the right file when I come back to it after a bit.
Feel like I can trust Maddy; I'm going to try the Linux version. Defender quarantined the file as I tried installing it. Seems convinced it's REALLY dangerous.