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pirating a 3 dollar game is crazy :sob:

---{ Graphics }---

☐ You forget what reality is

☑ Beautiful

☐ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---

☑ Very good

☐ Good

☐ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☐ Eargasm

☑ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☐ Kids

☑ Teens

☑ Adults

☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☑ Potato

☐ Decent

☐ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---

☐ Floppy Disk

☑ Old Fashioned

☐ Workable

☐ Big

☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive

☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it

☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'

☐ Easy

☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☐ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☐ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☑ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☐ No Story

☐ Some lore

☐ Average

☐ Good

☑ Lovely

☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☑ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---

☑ It's free!

☑ Worth the price (if u buy it on steam)

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☑ Never heard of

☐ Minor bugs

☐ Can get annoying

☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

☐ 1

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get to the top or die trying

if u like this game u should definitely buy it on steam to support the developer

give my boxes back

cool!

how did u do this in like 2 days man :sob:

ABSSOLUTE CINNEMAA

Please win

Please win

HOLLOW KNIGHT MENTIONEDDDDDD RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I love the walking cycle and colors

I love the dithered background and the facial expressions, great work mate

cute cat and I love ur take on the theme

this looks great

Take my 5 stars, Pablo my beloved. Definitely not biased here lol

its phenomenal, it want this in a frame to hang it on my walls and look at it every day with amazment

Pretty cool

Ok yeah we can all agree this is peak

ppl like u make it impossible for a noob like me to win, take my 5 stars

I really like the part where it has the toilet

Its perfect xD

I love how the old lady says haha when you hover over her its so cute

this has nothing to do with the theme

like I said before, u did the same concept as me but better

OMG U DID THE SAME CONCEPT AS ME BUT JUST BETTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

meow meow go bye

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