Dave says it's your fault for tackling the peanut-butter. You should have "stay put like the good boy you are". We will do our best to make him fix it. Apologies.
Dave told us to tell you that this crash was intended. That's how the game ends. He also said "to teach you some manners for comparing him to the inferiority that is Tenacious D". We again do not echo that sentiment since we believe JB and KG to be extremely talented and attractive men and thank you for your kind words.
