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I had fun with this. The game is still a little rough around the edges, the graphics are kinda an eye strain for some reason making me feel like I put on a static-y filter, and the physics can be little hit or miss (accidentally managed to clip the world twice, once to an eternal fall), but it's a playable and enjoyable little game.

Okay when I read "visual novel" I was one foot out the door, when I read this is essentially a dating sim I was halfway out the door. 

Then I played. Then I laughed, then I laughed more and more. Now I actually want to see how else the game dev can make me laugh, and genuinely would like to see where this goes, because that was funny af!

I actually kinda liked this one, with a little more love and polish it could be great.