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So glad you thought about us idiots that like to click buttons

Aside from clearing save data is there a way to erase tattoos or did we not account for idiots like myself accidentally putting one on and going "I don't actually want that there"

Just play the game, you'' understand what I mean. You don't get to "choose your character" which I'll admit would be a lot bette

Took me a hot  minute to figure it but you gotta get pregnant, keep the child and then select the tree when you feed it enough to have it grow

Dev's been MIA since March 2022, good luck with that one

You're right that the Dev doesn't want people to cheat, you get a dog water animation that goes "Imagine trying to cheat a porn game" like those of us that are trying to cheat are actually playing the game to play the game and not just whack one out