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cool game, but is realistic for me to get canner, burned, or hit by a car EVERY MONTH

Me too 

10/10 - would recommend(even though the only song I can get through is Tokyo because I cant process the notes of any other song lol) 

Certifed bop

This game is too cute!!! I only played it on itch.io, but even the preview was amazing. 5 STARS!

Cool game nice concept

 It's so hard for me to try and get a perfect parry in any other direction than forward

lol

arugh the cat was so silly in my car... Un Gato has "gatoo" get out my car

Nice game... I've been into Western movies lately (True Grit) and I would kinda like to see that full movie. Those kids are so life-like. I love how one of the endings we become like film critics or something'... Lighting was important in that one shot. Part 2? 

The idea of this game is very nice and the music is just the chef's kiss

I really like the pixel style of the game and the mechanics of the game were very nice. Got by in only 357.03 seconds. Didn't realize it was timed. lol

It was a cute story and I made the shrink happy 

It was very interesting and I liked it B)

Love this game. Some of the things you could get are too funny! "Minster Louise Aiming to Reduce Children" is wild 

I really like this game, but I do wish that there was a way to tell the manager when to burn the bodies. The mini-games of what you call "treatments" are quite silly and enjoyable.