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I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this. My "fwoomp" gun didn't really aide me at all after the first room, so I feel like the ability to uhh inflate my enemies was a bit underutilized. 

This game solved my marriage
10/10 She's a bigger fan than me!

Not much enemy variety, but I think the commentary of this game is quite clear and evocative. We start off with a main menu that presents our setting, protagonist, and antagonist immediately. This will ready you for the mental onslaught that is soon to come. Not much is known about our hero, Blue Devil. Blue Devil, further abbreviated as BD is first shown from a low angle facing the enemy.  Their stoic posture and readiness visually present a strong hero to save the planet Earth from the invaders. The invaders themselves are subject to your interpretation. They leer over BD causing stress in the gamer, AND BD.  The menu music that continues into the game is BD humming to himself. To BD this is just another day of idly firing their fists at these invaders. Unendingly BD fires at these invaders who symbolize the radical left and their pursuit to eliminate the common man and replace him with a blank, empty creature. This is where the ending becomes important. Intentionally, if you continue to play the game, that is very easy to perform might I add, it never ends. This struggle is very clearly presented to be BD's burden. If, however, you decide to stop responding to these evil invaders, you doom the planet. A scene is shown where only a handful of buildings that stretch into the heavens are present. Installed by the leftist elite, these mega structures have successfully defeated individuality amongst the human race. BD's head is seen motionless on the floor. DEAD. This has provoked me to think that if I were to grow tired and not fight back against the pedophilic, hateful, democratic agenda; the world is to fall to ruin. So, I urge you, dear reader or developer, to never give up the fight. A stoic display of American values. Amazing work of art. 7/10