Awesome stuff, love the humor, the content is exactly my jam, nothing else to add. Would be cool if the sprite in game (as in the character you move) would also change based on your current growth. Perhaps even with more sluggish movement or add a visual component. Can't wait for further updates!
Congrats on finishing this amazingly fun game! Bought it in an instant after really enjoying the demo. Here's to hoping you might get inspired for a sequel or something ^^ You'd have my full support :]