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Two dudes just wanted a pint, I'm sorry :(

TOOK THREE PLAYTHROUGHTS BUT I GOT IT

A crush that Mordred doesn't realize is a crush yet (like the beginning stages of one)

SAME OH MY GOD IM NOT ALONE

Labelled in the horror section, as well as the music slowly getting stranger each time, it made the game better for me

The laptop I used glitched sometimes (causing a split second of audio to repeat nonstop) and the music getting stranger and stranger set me on edge

I HAD A HEART ATATCK MULTIPLE TIMES THE FEAR I'VE FELT WAS IMMENSE

RAAAHH I CAN’T FIND A GOOD ENDING POOR JUDE I HATE BEN SM

Omg woah!1!!!

Ohhhh, ok! Sorry mb it's been a while since I've played the game lmao

Pretty sure the first answer can be achieved by getting a high romance score with him <3

Same here broski

MY EYES WIDENED WHEN IT SHOWED THE EXACT DATE WTF THIS GAME IS AWESOME

Beat him (both meanings/j)

Yeah but what if we spent years fighting and one-upping each other, constantly rivaling each other until we were forced to fight a war in mech suits. Soon enough, we find ourselves in space, thousands of miles away from the Earth's surface as one of us is mortally injured... the winner of our battle calls the other, and we chat about years past as we both float away into the starry abyss, together.... jk jk, unless... 😳?

I'M GOING TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF TSERING THE MOMENT I SEE HIM, IT'S ON SIGHT (I may or may not rizz him up🧍)

I'm beating that fucker up the moment I see him (False friends to enemies to friends to lovers possibly? Most confusing shit ever but it'll be cool)

WOOHOO!

I will never forgive you. (/j I love bad endings

Bonus bonus points I nearly cried at the bad ending

Lesbian here, seal of approval. Knew it the moment I saw the hand holding the phone had all long nails but two. (Bonus: pretty woman 10/10, brain cells happy)

SAME DUDE

WOOHOO I GOT TO SMASH WALKER!! THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT CAME TO MIND WHEN I SAW HIM!! (Wait how do two tv-heads kiss??)

Watched somebody play through the entire game (Manlybadasshero), my first thought the next day when I remembered it was: "Oh yeah, that lewd game?" 💀

Oh it's ok, man!

wdym?

You have to decline sleeping with the water guy (forgot what they were called) and you cannot be drunk

fr

Best fuckin game I've played in a while! Love all the characters, too! (Never go to Ohio)

FR HELPR ME I GOTTACHOOSE BUT IDKWHATONE LIKE IM PRIBABLY GUNNA ROMANCETHEHEALER BECAUSE PRETTYTATTOOMUSCLELADY

the mc loves fish a little TOO much

How have I fallen so far from the grace of God? How have I been led down the path of evil so swiftly? Why did they have to make V so hot?

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!

It depends on the device you're using chill 💀

also because the game looks good (also for the buff ladies)

I'm here to see the buff ladies

BRO WHAT 💀

No problem!!!

WAIT WHAT HOW'D YOU GET THAT SCREEN 💀

I eggree with this message