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What in the goofy goober did i just read?!

Soo... many... effects in this bible verse just made my brain melt like fr fr.

And I... and... what in the?... like... when it... when it... Bruh moment...

And my man said: "Futanari == fictionally femininely-developed "trap"(female appearance for a male)."

Thas simply a false fact right there Alier me boy. Technically we speakin of... hol up. This is not about me explaining futanari what would ultimately end up in the heat death of the universe probably. At this point I'm just flabbergasted that you took the time to write me down a novel about what I think is supposed to be part of Einsteins theory of relativity.

But just to make things clear on my end. You only consume Yuri, and or solo girl content. Is that correct? Cuz I lost track of what's even the point of this whole conversation. 

All! I'm going to say is. A Futa, has nothing of a male, aside the extra *Extra* not replacing, extra gential, of a male. Which overall. Doesn't make them a male.

Eventho some people believe in a special variant of futas that are males but with pussies... but... we don't talk about those people. These guys really scare the shit out of me.

Anyways! I lost track again.

Let's just say you like boobs and milk.

And I like chick's with dicks.

Does this sound like a compromise my good man?

Valid opinion sir. Buut... did you just compare a girl with a dick to a guy that dresses as a female? My brother in christ, you need to differentiate. I won't use mathematics and other horr shit now to explain this topic. Tho I need to ask you something. You'd like the idea, of boobs x-ray more... than a futa??? My man's a milk enthusiast, and i appreciate that. That's probably why we both play this game. But sweet mother of the whale lord... BOOB X-RAY??? 

Hey everyone,

I know this might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I wanted to throw out an idea that I personally would love to see in Cowtastic Cafe: a dedicated futanari mode or option.

The game already has a strong focus on managing milk production and breast growth, and that’s awesome — but imagine expanding that concept to also include testicular growth and cum production as an additional layer of management. Not only would it open up more diverse character design possibilities, but it would also add a whole new resource balancing challenge for fans who enjoy that niche.

In this mode, you'd manage both "sides":

Boobs + Milk

Balls + Cum

You could have new gameplay elements like:

Cum storage limits and draining events

Libido buildup over time

New equipment, animations

Personally, I’d happily throw money at this for example crowdfunded content. OR me personally funded content. I don’t know how to mod or implement this myself, so I’m putting this idea out in the hopes that the dev or someone in the community might consider it.

Even if it's just a toggle option or an alt game mode, I think there's real potential here for those of us who are into that specific kink.

Anyone else interested, or Noa3? Would love to hear your thoughts — or if a modder sees this and wants to team up, let’s talk!

would love to help, u got a script for the new part in english? Otherwise i would just play it again and write it down. 

I dunno i just had the game in german when Gnu became  a actual enemy and the whole conversation was just naaaahhh you know. Ur german too right? I can't tell how the transaltions were the whole game, just the little part with Gnu because i just played that part of it in german. The new parts just seem to be word by word the exact translation and it sounds not good to me u know.  But i think mofu replied to me and said that he did the newest translations so i don't want to blame u but just one thing, please play this part again or play it and tell me that it actualy sound good because... it doesn't really. ^^*

sowwy for my not really constructive critisism. *bless*

Good game, good mechanics, overall i like what u did there. But there is one thing i can't get along with. As for i am a native german my eyes began to bleed once i read the german translations. I don't know who did that translations for u but holy maccaroni that's garbage in most parts. No front to the overall game but if u want i can do the translation in german for u.

But all in all im impressed by the game. :3