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NO I KNOW LOL he's def got florida man vibes i'll give you that

honestly? not sure!
i think we might need someone with an android to test it out lol
its my first time doing something in renpy so idk if its that hard to make an android port

the april fools sprites were ugly in their own charming way LOL

Hey, thank you so much!!
And yes, we plan on releasing this in a chapter basis, but we really appreciate your excitement < 3

He's actually from Delaware.....................................

thank you!! took us a lot of time to get em done LOL it was a little on and off

not you wishing upon a star...

Stay tuned for chapter 1A! The downloadable version we have at the moment is just a really short side of it that we decided to release as a proof of concept.

NO

One of them dies at the end of each chapter, with the final chapter taking place in hell.

thanks! the sprites are only for this april fools build, the final style will be different

however, the script after the joke section IS part of the final game (but only a very tiny bit of chapter 1)

that is the 100% very real intro to the game.