itch.io

you can get a near-perfect project from any godot game with gdre tools (unless the .pck is encrypted)

yeah, i posted the link in the comments earlier: https://files.catbox.moe/0eo69a.zip

hell yeah

create a shortcut for the exe, then set the target to "[exepath]" --rendering-driver opengl3!

(other valid options: ‘vulkan’, ‘d3d12’, ‘opengl3’, ‘opengl3_angle’ and ‘dummy’, if you don’t know what works for your graphics card just trial and error, opengl3 usually works tho)

here you go!! https://files.catbox.moe/0eo69a.zip

[encrypted pck, so can’t be stolen]

the game was mostly reduced in size, not much in terms of optimization, but here is some of the stuff i remember using:

minimize web build

squoosh (+ worse but faster web app)

ffmpeg, obviously

gltf report

[comment deleted - don’t advertise fake hotlink websites]

not sure.. maybe because of the false positives on the .pck file?

the cryptobro owning the github site added it himself, it never existed in the real game..

it’s a web player of a game version i recompiled myself 😭 no you’re fine

DUDE

hi lol 😭

if it closes as soon as you open it (invisible window / nothing at all):

• open command prompt (win+r -> cmd)
• cd [game folder location, NOT a zip file]
• CrazyCattle3D.exe –rendering-driver opengl3_angle

if the rendering driver doesn’t work, then write an invalid one and it’ll show all the available options

fake websites list for no reason in particular

GDREtools

open source if you use gdretools HAH

specifically godot 4.4.1

late reply, but the game’s .pck is bundled into the exe, and antiviruses (mostly just windows defender) HATE that https://github.com/godotengine/godot/issues/45563

you can do

git clone https://github.com/SlappyHappy2000/UCG-Release-Builds.git

in your cmd to download the source code, then just reexport it in godot without “embed pck” 😺

wait is that an actual term

fyi nyanko despises this reupload,
you should play the updated version instead

sand if it was AWESOME and uh also sentient

“bye-bye!”

let isConditionTrue_0 = false;
isConditionTrue_0 = false;
isConditionTrue_0 = gdjs.evtTools.variable.getVariableNumber(runtimeScene.getScene().getVariables().get("Puntos")) >= 1200000000000;
if (isConditionTrue_0) {
{gdjs.evtTools.sound.unloadAllAudio(runtimeScene);
}}

amazinf

DUDE

ᴴEₗₗ YᴱᴬH.ᐟ.ᐟ

idk how to explain this, but it feels like i’m not supposed to play this game
either way, the true ending was nice!!

it’s beautiful

bad game!

101:84 time!!

YOU ARE AWESOME

erm. first!

fix for doodoo drivers: open cmd, cd to download path and do this: “awesome calculator.exe” –rendering-driver opengl3

absolutely phenomenal

really love the loseamp songs

ratio

؜