Dear evilobjective,
Please answer the question that is on all BTTS players' minds, will there be another tower? Will we have the chance to finally defeat Father Squarmas and save the pineapple? These games are getting me through high school, and I can't take it another day without knowing whether or not I will ever be able to play a third tower.
Amen, concernedBTTSplayer
P.S. I made this account just to write this letter to you <3