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kremlin man daniel pls port to linux i will pay 21 brazilian money pls i beg 

It all started like a normal day i woke up and got out of bed and went to eat breakfast downstairs thats when i heard knocks on the door "Thats weird" I thought No one knocks on the door i was very confused but when i looked down there was usb drive on the door with a note that "Do not play this game! Destroy!" And i thought "Wow? A videogame!" i was very happy beacuse ive never played a videogame before! Thats when phone call it was my friend John. And John. said to me "This is John. As John. I dont have much time to my John. life left,  You must destorry the game. My John. life coming to an end soon End this madness!" When i thought "No that couldnt be John.! John. loves videogames! He would never destroy a videogame!" So i plugged the drive into the computer and it went "Mark Zuckerberg!" I was very scared "Who was mark suckerberg?" I didnt understand but then didnt give it importance so i opened and there was an .exe file "But those are the creepypasata games!" I thought! I saw these game on youtube when markipliers so i click 2 and the game started! It was mr beast calculator but mr beast was blue? "Mr beast cant be blue!" I thiught but then i realized raecism so i stopped think and persed the play button It was calculator! "This is boring!" I thought but mr beast was staring into my soul so i said "This is awesome!" because mr beast is awesome :) So i played 9 + 10 andit said 19! "It is wrong." I thought! But! Then the sad face appeared! "What!" I thought! But then the mr beast became red! "Wait! This is like that album 21st century schizophrenic man!" But then game disapperad! I was very sad until, The game and it was blood! Mr beast was screaming! "What the frick?" I thought! Terrified! This was very scary But then! I hear knock on door! Bedroom i was very scared! I am hiding under the bed because the evil mr beast is outside the door! And h

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