The music offended me and my entire class (3/11/2026)
There's a secret if you take too long on the first page 馃か
I ate the meatball sub :(
DON'T TRY THE WINDOW!!
Consumed 馃槺
Concussed :(
Eliminated by Ms. Pauling :(
Good ending, first try 馃槑
First!! Hah!
Nevermind, the game told me I wasn't special 馃槥
Woohoo! Jake the Dragon for the win!
Just keep hitting your head on the wall and it'll break for you. Winner winner chicken dinner 馃槑
With great power......
DUDE FLUSHED MY LOTTO TICKET!!! 馃槺
Yeahh! Get wrecked, Mary!
MONEY 馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵
馃槺馃槺馃槺馃槺馃槺
I shouldn't have shaken their hand 馃槥
Killed by the evil one, woe is me 馃槥
Mountains of gold, all for me 馃槑
Whew, thank goodness, I guess it was all just a dream! 馃槑
I was fed to a frog 馃槥
I got killed by the bye-bye man 馃槥
Gifted one, first try 馃槑
I played this game and got rich on my second try 馃槑
Never get into the ring with Bones Jones
