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I never thought I would be fortunate enough to experience the life of Paul Blart, Mall Cop but here we are. Gaming has peaked. Indie games are overtaking the industry in its entirety and nothing can stop these juggernauts of the arts from creating masterpieces like this to dethrone would-be games like Gaylo Jizzfinite or Cyberphunk in my Ass 2069. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay since I am very much not straight and hyper gay to the max. Anyways, my girlfriend told me to thank you so here I am. Thank you. I cummed. And my dogs stopped begging me for yet more cummies. Which is also good. Also, are you single? I am lonely. These memes are fire. Many keks. Mucha lucha. It's the way of life!

Holy frazzing fecal matter. 7 months later, I'm showing this game to friends because I really didn't believe there was a golden zebra. And like less than 5 minutes later I find the dam thing. Holy shizite. 10 out of 10. This was a mystical experience. 

There is no golden zebra.

H O N K H O N K 

Catty.

Freedoooooooooooooooooooooooom

Let there be soda! Don't listen to the few worthless haters that criticize this inspirational masterpiece. Sodaman thirsts for battle here and it shows. Pepsiman would be proud. Drink on.

Why is this unironically better than AAA fps coming out today lmao

10 out of 10. Would.