Dear Mr Stakeholder,
I write in relation to the state of the books. Where did all the money go? I can see under the line item "voice actor", there is this expanded payment of $95,000,000.00 to a "Porgolmohammedgolshani". WHo iS this with their expanded name and why are they receiving such expanded fees? We should be funneling this money into the advanced AI for the spreadsheet simulator. 0s and 1s don't write themselves! But if we expand to a thousand bots to write them and reach level 9000 spreadsheeter (raking in a massive $445 per sheet), we could expand our earnings by billions for the company. See below:
1000 x 445 = $445,000 x 100 per hour = $4,445,000.
Now if we expand the workweek to 80 hours, thats $682,890,000.00 per week. We could expand the voice acting department!
Please put this proposal in your pipeline.
Yours faithfully,
Bradley Chadlington
P.S here's a photo of Cooper playing in the Autumn leaves