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I'm gonna go try this in real life. Edit: You should add a scorekeeper for lowest jumps

Is it any less uneven than dating a literal bomb with a problematic will to live gap?

Sequel is with a necromancer (necROMANCER) who may or may not bring you back to life

Literally the perfect dating sim

That is a whole lotta cortisol. Round 3 had me sweating. Also, stunning art, I wish I wasn't quite so preoccupied with dodging death so I could appreciate it, lmao

Damn. Not nearly as visceral as I thought it would be, but still ... damn good work

Downloads don't seem to be functional. Itch says there are no compatible downloads

Peak game design, plus I finally have a use for my giant, glittery, teal sea serpent.

alright, I just gotta ask. How do you get the last outfit? Am I just missing something obvious? I've gotten the rest, just missing that last one.