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my memory is worse than chimpanze

I got this from google

wait... lemme whip out my light-saber and Nerf gun, *pulls out a red light-saber and a tiny pistol Nerf gun,* SCRUFFY, I AM NOT YOUR FATHER

I forgot

I can't use the school computers because their blocked so idk

yeah, but I'm your best narrow one friend... I think... oh shoot, why is there a guy at my front door

10 am... I'm at fricking school at that time, shoot

HAPPPYY MONNDAYY 😃

sry i went to bed

ur saying i ship myself with burdi?

can you talk rn?

I ship u and scruffy

my brain wasn't working

youngg lovee, also cass is a he, not a she

can we talk?

I'm back now

r u alive?

you online?

ta, can I talk to u real quick tomorrow? I cant today

u dont

ok, thx :)

I'm trying to respect boundaries, if I wasn't respecting boundaries I would've already asked

your not wrong, I had dinner at that exact moment

don't u remember why dbtp was mad at u?

trust, I'm def not a spaghetti noodle irl

ok, that was... oddly... forceful...

I love that I look super buff

u know the yancy and 5543 thing that happened? well I have yancy's dc, I can dm him about it, I haven't done that yet because that might be personal info.

wut?

u fricking say that all the time

I'm doing ok, when I sent this I wanted to say "doing your mom," but realized that was super weird

they ain't finna delete their acc

u

Thanks for the explanation 

what the heck did I come back to?

I can't tell if this is mocking, but yes I am dirty minded

its only funny for those who are dirty minded

ok, let me give you some tips. First: make sure they're a close friend and you are certain they won't react poorly based on what you say before you say it. Secondly: DON'T EVER SAY THAT! NO ONE THINKS THAT'S FUNNY! Thirdly: I hope this helped.

did you use your classic humor?

jebus crisps bro, why the heck do you have so much homework

are you trying to be a nurse or doctor when you grow up?