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This is interesting, and I’m looking forward to seeing where this goes. It was slightly hard to read because of the font used, and if there were other options (open dyslexic or a sans-serif font) it would be much easier to follow along.

Is there any way to live? I can’t figure out how to get past the cellar 🙁

I wanted to beat everyone I spoke to (except helpful Paperclip guy) up. This was frustrating. Loved it!

It's nice that karma rewards me for stealing, though I died got a bad ending because I was trying to be nice. I don't even think that's the worst ending,  but it's still funny. 

This was fun to play and I love all the different endings. The font choice made it even better.