finally... I can now reveal that the creation of this entire game was merely a ruse to develop a cult following for the entity known as "Sueteronomy." All hail Suet. I think you will find yourself severely disappointed by her dull and unispired shadow "Jeff Skinny"
(genuinely thank you so much for suppporting my game it sersiouly means the world to me, i can't even express it in words. i really really really hope you enjoyed thank you thank you thank you!!!)