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or add something cool atleast

how my chromebook genuinely feels after trying to run this game using wine and Linux and I only saw my Expie in the dark each frame per century

copy it and put it in the url in a new tab maybe I think that will work

very nice game. idk what the hell happened but nice

hurry up on those other levels big bro

I still remember this port because i got 44 seconds on beating Cerberus on violent somehow.

the 1.6 incident

beautiful game overall

whys the car getting backshotted when I accelerate in the first part

more goreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I have full iron gear. a house. over 6 stacks of wood and 41 sticks and a house inside a cave and a cave system so i can mine there all in hardcore. thank you for making this game

ok  will

precumlooser is such a tuff uername

np and ty!!

u should add full screen for a better grandma simulator for web users

grandma simulator

its very fun when i can hit cobb with a rock

fire game. i suggest adding a tentacle dildo with a 1/30 chance to spawn and it does heavy knockback to trump.

and also a style meter like hitting the hand. eye. nose. ear. hair. mouth. or lip gives a different varying ammount of style like ultrakill for dopamine

is it possible to add a button or setting for fullscreen for thsoe who play on the web browser?

nvm it was a tiny bug in tutorial where i clipped through the floor trying to slide and into the floor. reloaded the web port. came back and now its fixed

theres a bug where if you walk foward and look behind you. you still walk foward same direction. please fix if possible!

yayy

fr

hey i have a question. how tall is cobb? and how tall are we

his arms are longer making him able to have a bigger hitbox. therefore making it difficult to run from him at close ranges

that's the point

I think

glad to say I was one of the first players

this aint the full game. atleast add the full game instead of the prelude??

not safe for work. 18+ stuff

I just made a black hole move at nothing and have no mass and if the sun moved even a single kilometer it would be completely absorbed and after 0.3 of a mercury orbit Jupiter adn saturn lifted the sun slightly vertically and killed it and caused every planet to orbit jupiter then scatter eventually. peak game.

turn on vysnc

finish the hotline miami web port bro

make us parry

just P ranked everything. every secret. *4/5 0-2 tho bc i suck* completed every secret mission. managed to get 0.44 seconds in  Cerberus. 001.760 seconds in 1-1 and 26.273  0-4/0-3 *where you fight swordsmachine* all in a chromebook

ah i see i understand

either put the game or delete this dumbass

is it possible if you could add the knuckleblaster in the shop for 100k points for those desperate for the knuckleblaster? it would be great if you could add this. i understand if you wont since ultrakill is a shit ton of code.