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insect s assemble; gnaw the iron barsout of the wall.. gubaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... yes you can eat the rust if you want

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME STOP IT LET GO YOU BASTARD AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH ouch

is this faggot trying to make a joke or something? frankly, it's not funny, and nobody understands a words he's saying.. hey, you guys also think he should be locked up and starved, right? it's not just me? okay, good.

will this lazy neet make another game before his self imposed deadline? or before his parents kick him out of the house because he's 90 years old now? this is an exciting question, books could be written about it. which is why you should be excited for the next purple game! keep your expectations incredibly high. i know they already are. i'm incapable of disappointing you. you are nothing. grovel before me. you will play purple game. there will be no sequel. keep waiting.

PURPLE COMIC #51.4: PUURPLE GAME

changed it again

Giant Spider could be the name of a building or other location that the player must escape from, looking at the screenshots, it seems that the spider might be normal sized, and is in a terrarium that we can not see the walls of due to fog effects. Investigation might be necessary.

So, eggkeys must be a type of monkey, maybe they lay eggs, or part of their body looks like an egg? Or keys, that open eggs? Eight keys because they each open one of the spider's legs? Then, why would they be eggs... Much to think about... It certainly would not be impossible for the giant spider itself to be thought of as a "gate,"... on the other side of which, is a spider? Spider eggs?

just kidding tehe

i know you're here you fluffy bastard

i changed my mind

it's the 14th day anniversary of this purpleCOmment and now th e guatantee will be guaranteed 514% by Purple blood pact with purple guys that make my next game really good. You would need to be hollow in the PurpleBRAinContainer 2 not wait patiently for 5/14 2026... my disciples of the primeval purplegamer, have it marked on you rpurple calendars..

the next one will come out on 5/14 next yuear... that

's my purple guatantee

GLOWING positively reviews form our satfisied*- UNBIASED customerds, this can only mean one single thing for the curious itch.io browser: PURPLE GAME is worth playing today!

Thank you 4 translating this