Ah, the audacity! Step one: Read a book? How utterly banal. Step two: Visit scratch.mit.edu/users/FlowingMask2345? Is that where you peddle your digital dross, hoping to find validation amidst the sea of mediocrity? Well, here are two steps for you: 1) Ascend from the depths of your intellectual abyss, and 2) Realize that even a digital persona can't mask the stench of your pathetic attempt at relevance, you delusional charlatan