Canon
51 days ago(+1)
canon? Cannon fire
cannon fire? to who? The president of the moon
the moon? the moon is the size of china
china? invade the commies!
commies! red bastards
red? goatsie.com
goatsie.com? childhood trauma and regret!
regret? dad regrets having me
dad! oh wait no father figure
waiting? for the milk
pause, milk party
no thanks! lesbians fight chickens
chickens... you thinkin' what I'm thinking
cock show!
*neo-classical jazz break*
welcome back to cmk.03 the BUZZ
*eagle squawk*
Where we play NONSTOP HEART PUMPIN METAL
*car crash sound effect**alien laser beam sound* *sick ass guitar riff* oh YEAH.
semaluhtounuyulohowwahaha
phew, glad we got out of the radio dimension!
what's that? dimensions, oh yeah interdimensional travel
we did it baby 😎we stopped the invasion of gay space alligators
phew that was a good run
oh god NO--
*velociraptor screech* WHATS UP FUCKERS ITS CHRIS PRATT *que money ball clip*
oh fuck no the feds are coming quick take this ***🐌***
Wizard voice: "after ions of traveling the group appeared lost in the dome of gnome, where forever they search for Zaza"
oh shit fuckers that was one hell of a trip- OH SHIT ITS FINALLY RELEAS- oh wait no 41 days left
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