Once upon a gloomy time, I was the reigning champ of Sadville, carrying the heavyweight title in the depression league. But then came BUMBI, the game that promised sunshine and rainbows but delivered thunderstorms on a platter. Now, I’m not just the mayor of Sadville; I’ve been upgraded to the supreme ruler of Furious Town.
Imagine, if you will, a game so diabolically designed that it makes you want to throw your computer into the nearest body of water, yet you can’t because you’re too busy trying to beat it. That’s BUMBI. It’s like deciding to pet a cute, fluffy dog only to realize it’s a porcupine.
I rate it 5/5 because any game that can turn a simple slide into a rendezvous with a spike while keeping me hooked deserves some twisted form of admiration.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely.
Will you thank me? Doubtful.
Will you slide into a spike again and again? Without question.
Welcome to the club.